Twins Reporting for Duty

At Eielson they gave us a certificate of birth for the twins from Rikk's squadron. It will look like an official certificate. Rikk sent this to me on an email and I thought it was so cute I would share.

DIVISION OF GUARDIAN ANGELS
1 Golden Gates
Heaven Place, Heaven

ORIGINAL ORDERS

Maternity Squadron 1
Department of Joy
Cloud Nine, Heaven



From: Chief Angel
To: Airman Basic Kooper Kevin Matteson
Airman Basic Conner Harwood Matteson
Subj: BIRTH; ORDERS FOR
Ref: (a) USAF2009/05/09

1. In accordance with the reference, you will proceed and report to Providence Hospital, Anchorage, Alaska for further assignment to TSgt Rikk Matteson and Dawn Matteson herein after referred to as Father and Mother for duty as sons.

2. Your duties will include, but not be limited to, sleeping, eating, crying, wetting, and being lovable.

3. You will initially report to your Mother at 1738 hrs on 09 May 2009 and make yourself available as soon as possible for inspection by your Father. Your height and weight limits for reporting for duty are established as AB Kooper Matteson, 16.5”/3 lbs 15 oz. AB Conner Matteson, 18.5”/5 lbs 5oz.

4. No uniform or baggage is authorized or permitted in your travel to Providence Hospital, Anchorage, Alaska. Initial issue will be made prior to your Mother's viewing. Mobility gear is available at the Eielson Base Exchange upon the presentation of these Orders.

5. Upon completion of your temporary duty at Providence Hospital you will precede to your permanent address on Blessing Ave, North Pole AK 99705 for duty.




Lt Col Daniel J. Gerdes
354 CES/CC
Eielson AFB, AK 99702